The Four Seasons has one more award they can add to their trophy rack.  One of the most expensive crappy pizzas I have tasted.  At a price of only $16 for this individual pie, should I expect it to taste good?  The Four Seasons Hotel in Austin is located on 98 San Jacinto Boulevard Austin, TX 78701-4039
(512) 478-4500

Let’s start off with the cheese.  As you can see by the photo, the cheese wasn’t even cooked!  Any chef of quality, especially at such a fine hotel chain like The Four Seasons, should have never sent this pizza out in this condition.

The dough, seemed like it was premade and just waiting for the sauce and cheese to go on.  It was undercooked as well and lacked any type of taste.

The sauce offered little much in relief to the other crappy ingredients used.  Half of the sauce was removed by me and left in a crumpled up napkin.  And to think, after the $4.00 mini soda bottle I had with this pizza, I was $20.00 poorer, and with a terrible taste in my mouth, from the food, and that such an upscale establishment would serve me this sh*t!

Do yourselves a favor, and if you are at the Four Seasons Hotel in Austin, Texas, make sure to avoid this pizza.  In my opinion it is not worth $5.00, let alone $20.00.  Such a rip off!

The Four Season in Austn gets 1 out of 8 slices for their ridiculously expensive, sh*t pizza!

When in Austin try to stick with Death Metal Pizza:  http://www.worstpizza.com/tag/hoeks-death-metal/

Death Metal Pizza!  That is exactly what this place was named.  For a kid who grew up on thrash metal, this place was almost too good to be true!  It was dark, dreary, and playing ridiculously loud death metal.  So loud it almost made it impossible to stay and eat.  You wanted to just take your food and leave….That is if you didn’t love death metal, like me.

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Back on March 8 I was attending www.sxsw.com and heading to one of the after parties when I had the craving for a slice of pizza. This was my first time in Austin, Texas and like all places I visit I grabbed a slice from the first place someone recommend to me which was Roppolo’s Pizzeria located here. I wasn’t even able to finish this rancid slice of pizza. It was all doughy and I have had frozen pizza which had better taste. Without being totally negative… Roppolo’s was better then the onion which I would rather have ellios next time I am in town then have this pizza again. I threw it out before I could even take a photo. Seems like a lot of people in Austin brag about Roppolo’s and maybe that is because they never ventured out to try other pizza places around the country, but for all the folks that consider this the best, I encourage you to get on a plane and try other pizzas before making such a bold statement.  I give this 1 slice out of 8.