You remember your mom telling you to eat your vegetables or you’d never grow up to be big and strong? Well, now you can eat all the pizza you want, any flavor! – and tell her you’re always eating healthy. Why? Because pizza is now a vegetable! Ask Congress.
The four hundred and some-odd people in Washington who apparently have a lot of free time on their hands to think up great new things to foist on the American people have decided that the economy, jobs, and next year’s election campaigns aren’t nearly as important as.. defining what is and isn’t healthy for school lunches.
