Mama Mary’s needs Holy Mary. This supermarket pizza crust couldn’t help itself if it had the finest stone round wheat found in the universe.

In my opinion, these 3/16″ alleged ultra thin crusty crusts taste more like docked matzoh shells than pizza dough.

Try as you may to make a good pizza from this sham, but once again, in MY opinion you’ll do nothing of the sort.

The 3 slice picture is merely a gesture of good will to give this a 3 of 8 slices for campfire settings and drunken orgy party hors d’oeuvres. (more…)