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Easier To Order Bad Pizza Now

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As if most of the fat bastards who are too lazy to go and pick up a pizza need this new idea……TiVo subscribers who are probably used to seeing Domino’s Pizza ads, can hit a I WANT IT button on their remote controls and get one of the worst pizzas in my opinion delivered to them.  They don’t even have to burn a single calorie to have some terrible pizza brought to their door step.

This move evidentaly comes due to the fact that walking to the other room ad typing in www.dominos.com is too hard and inconvenient.  Rob Weisberg, the VP of a marketing division at Domino’s Pizza said this is “the first step in the future of customer interactions with the brands they seek to engage with and buy from. This is the first time in history that the ‘on-demand’ generation will be able to fully experience couch commerce by ordering pizza directly through their television set.”  So basically he agrees that our society should just get fatter by sitting on a couch and getting low quality ingredients without any movement doing so.

What is our society coming to!  This wouldn’t be so bad if a local decent place offered the service.